Mitch, MS isn't saying
no one used the Start button. What they said is they noted a steep drop off in the use of the Start button by the majority of users and the way that people were using the Start button (two launch one or two items) could easily be accomplished in other ways. Again you are being overly dramatic talking about the mouse flying all over the screen
The truth is there are only 3 hot corners in Windows 8. The right two corners have the same action, they open the Charms bar. The upper left corner opens multi-tasking bar of open apps. Not coincidentally this can also be accessed by using Windows key + tab to cycle through open apps just like alt + tab cycles through open desktop apps and is a keyboard shortcut many people are familiar with. There are also plenty of keyboard shortcuts Win + C for charms, Win to toggle desktop and last app used etc.
This leaves just the lower left corner which brings up the Start screen. Guess what this one is located in the exact same position as the Start button was! No change necessary in where you have to wrestle your wild and unruly mouse to that hard to get at corner! In fact whether people want to admit it or not they already have to have their mouse "fly all over the screen."
Upper left corner - Internet browser back button, File menu and Office button
Upper right corner - Minimize, restore and close
Lower right corner - Scroll down, volume, clock, network connection etc.
Lower left - Start (button or screen), pinned apps
This is a little outside of the point of this conversation but learning just those 3 shortcuts (Win, Win + C and Win + tab) makes Win 8 very easy to use.
The same goes for the Office Ribbons. While
you may not like them MS did studies that show the ribbons are more efficient once you get past the initial learning curve. I hate to break it to you but you appear to be in the minority of Windows users. What you are complaining about and wanting MS to change back would actually make Windows worse for the rest of us. The very thing you are accusing MS of, making things worse for the majority. Come on mitchellvii take one for the team and learn to use Windows 8 and Office Ribbons like the rest of us so we don't have to go back to the old tired ways of doing things. think of the greater good and the needs of the many instead of the needs of one
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