This is such a dumb statement. This isn't a Surface RT or an iPad or a Nexus 7 - This is marketed and sold to the professional market. There's many issues with the SP, I updated mine hoping some of this stuff would be fixed and when they make it worse than it was before all the updates this is why people aren't happy. Not everyone has time to go search forums posts and look for update complaints. I know you said you never really had problems but your surface DID turn on by itself ONCE. Well this has happened to many people and you were just lucky enough yours wasn't packed away in a sleeve/backpack when it happened because I'm sure if it did you would then have a squeaky screen because the glue is now soft.
Microsoft should be held to high standards, why should they get a pass? Go watch the Panos Panay keynote again, they hyped the hell out of this thing...
I think it could be a great device when they get the kinks out. I just don't think the SP2 is ready for prime time yet.